corkyrooroo:

iaintnopapaya:

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

That’s like me and my imaginary bestie corkyrooroo

We made each other up.

YOU ARE MY CREATION!!!

I’m pretty sure vodka made us up. corkyrooroo

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

That’s like me and my imaginary bestie corkyrooroo

We made each other up.

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